My friend shaved his head completely, and said what was on his mind. It was a BALD statement.

I have just lost my pet gazelle. I’m going to miss him DEERly.

A friend of mine came to my house, went into a small dark room, and asked me where the bathroom was. I told him: “URINE the bathroom.”

A fraudster, who loves puns, schemed me out of a large amount of money. I was the victim of a PUNzi scheme.

Some of my friends were smoking weed. I wish I had JOINT them.

At first I didn’t want to go to France, then I said: “I have nothing Toulouse!”