I want to remove a tattoo I have. It’s a tattoo of a piece of puzzle. With the other tattoos I have…..I don’t think it fits.

Everytime I smoke a blunt, I don’t know why, but I think of the song “You’re Beautiful”. It’s true.

I told my friends “Let’s go to Cuba, I assure you we’ll HAVANA ‘mazing time.”

I met a guy who works all day in installing doors and windows. I asked him “Window you get time to relax?”

I just got a female dog. I think I’m going to call her Karma.

A friend of mine had half his colon removed, he now has a ;

My wife, at first, wanted a small car, then started thinking about a medium one, and now she wants a big car. I think if she is given time, it will only ESCALADE.

My friend went window shopping, she bought five windows.

A guy used a cutter to cut off one of his testicles…..you have to admit, that took balls.

A bear savagely attacked two tourists. The scene was very grizzly.